EXCLUSIVE Simon Tam Little Damn Heroes Mini Master

No matter what you do or say or plot, no matter how you come down on him, this prim and proper Simon Little Damn Heroes Mini Master will never, ever harm you. He's on your display shelf, you're safe, 'cause he's your medic.

My View: Why would you choose this as a figure to represent the character. This was when they were trying to mislead you that he was a bad guy. His character was mostly about being a doctor, why wouldn't you have him in his scrubs? Why hide his face, are you so ashamed of your lack of quality of the other characters that you just tried to find a monent where you didn't have to really care about the face. This figure completely misses the mark.

Londinium Wavecard

Let your friends and family know that you've become the King of all Londinium and you wear a shiny hat with this nice postcard!

My View: A postcard. I guess it is okay, but I don't like how over styled it is. I hope they don't count this as one of the items.

Alliance Cruiser Q-Craft Puzzle Model

Sure, the Alliance is "building better worlds" (unless they're, y'know wiping out 90% of the population) but you can build a better space ship! Maybe now you can start your life as a criminal mastermind and finally grow that big black mustache.

My View: At first I wasn't impressed. After spending about 2.5 hour total building it, this is actually a lot cooler than I thought. I thought it was going to be like those cheap foam planes, but it is much higher quality. The instructions sheet could be better though.

EXCLUSIVE Blue Sun Lapel Pin

Great news! The Blue Sun Corporation has expanded its offerings from packaged foodstuffs (and billboards, and t-shirts, and subliminal messages used to hunt down River Tam, and ...) to include this shiny lapel pin!

My View: Blue Sun is chashing after Simon and Riber, so this pin is fitting. I do kind of like it.

Mal in a Spacesuit Q-Bit (Series 2)

When a bounty hunter kidnaps you, there's only two things you can count on: your sister turning into a ship and Mal putting on a space suit and throwing the bounty hunter into the void. What? The theme wasn't "staying rational"

My View: I wasn't completely sure which character this was at first until I looked at the magazine.

EXCLUSIVE Janye's Blue Sun Replica T-Shirt

We can't think of a way for him to be cruder, but Jayne sure dresses well. At least according to everyone except River (she things he looks better in red). Celebrate the... unique... relationship between Jayne and the Tam siblings with this replica tee!

My View: Again with a Jayne shirt in another character's box. It is a good replica of a shirt used in the show, but I don't have much use of a sleeveless shirt.

EXCLUSIVE Firefly Travel Sticker

Londinium is the home of the Alliance Parliament aka the people who authorized tampering with River Tam's brain. So it's a nice place to visit!

My View: We are starting to go back to the needs more effort in the design stickers.

Two By Two, Hands of Blue Gloves

My View: Very fitting for a Tam box, but I understand not everyone got these. How much can these really cost?

You Can't Stop The Signal Magazine Vol. MMXVI (2016) Londinium, Aug 2517 No. 9

Check out our Q&A with Sean Maher! Doctor's orders.

My View: Just like the River box, this magazine is thinner on content. At least they are still putting effort into the graphical design of the magazine, but getting less of my favorite part I do not like.